Month Four Weigh-In Results

The long-awaited results are finally here. Let's jump right in:

Psychotron

April 2nd: 299.6 lbs.
May 7th: 288.2 lbs.
Difference: -11.4 lbs.
Percent Difference: 3.8%
Total Weight Lost: 58.4 lbs.
Total Percent Weight Lost: 16.8%

Gargantuar

April 2nd: 270.2 lbs.
May 7th: 265.2 lbs.
Difference: -5.0 lbs.
Percent Difference: 1.8%
Total Weight Lost: 44.6 lbs.
Total Percent Weight Lost: 14.4%

A third straight victory for Psychotron!

Afterward, Gargantuar was seen whispering with shady characters like Ricky and Michael, no doubt scheming ways to force Psychotron into a bad month. Words like "Atlantic" and "City" were tossed about haphazardly. The rumors will swirl.

Look for the competitors' next posts, both of which promise to be interesting, aggressive, and perhaps downright vulgar.

(Nick, please do not post a picture of a wang.)

(Scooter, please do not post a picture of a wang.)

(Just nobody post penises, okay?)